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"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it."
Song of Soloman 8:7
— 14 hours ago

bellecosby:

tieraaaxo:

tarynel:

secretcallgirl:

thesinwhisperer:

pussyofthelavish:

who is this??

OMG his smile!!!!

hello husband where u been

Oh Lawd!!!

Lord.

leak his address 

(Source: hightopbunfreshtipnail)

— 14 hours ago with 2979 notes

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via aly-lovevaughn)

— 16 hours ago with 220224 notes
roqweiler1911:

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

lolol. these be the best ones 

roqweiler1911:

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

lolol. these be the best ones 

— 16 hours ago with 9541 notes
"Listen, it’s not shade if it’s a fact."
Daniel Alexander Curtis (via melanoticperfection)

I’m working at the church today!

— 22 hours ago with 3 notes
Will never not be funny.

Will never not be funny.

— 22 hours ago with 10 notes

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dijpoetess:

alittlealoof:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

wow

I don’t know what…I’m trying but…wait a minute… I thought….

this is …. sad

(Source: moshita, via cleophatrajones)

— 23 hours ago with 274382 notes
"Listen, it’s not shade if it’s a fact."
Daniel Alexander Curtis
— 1 day ago with 3 notes

cosbyykidd:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

baenling:

iverbz:

gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

my nigga looked at her like “this white bitch finna make me catch a case on national television”

Was this actually fucking something a newscaster said on live tv

Yeah cnn, she sounds British I don’t think she understood the historical significance of hoses and black people

Did this bitch really just…

(via kingkilogram)

— 1 day ago with 39908 notes

blackloveisabeautifulthing:

Prayers up for the parents of Michael Brown, Lesley McSpadden and Michael Brown Sr. 

— 1 day ago with 4475 notes
blackloveisabeautifulthing:

Daniel and Chi on their 2nd anniversary.

Photo by Julian Plowden

blackloveisabeautifulthing:

Daniel and Chi on their 2nd anniversary.

Photo by Julian Plowden

(via chocolatehighhh)

— 1 day ago with 139 notes